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I know I already posted this but this motherfucka, Tumsah, straight played on his busted ass finger. Player, play on.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]fresh snow on the suburbs
staying at my parents
it hasn’t been a good year
but things are all right here
sleeping in the spare room
that used to be my bedroom
even though I’m home now
I feel completely homeless
I’m looking at the moon
shining on the snow
and everything was blue
except the Christmas lights
walking round the basement
where my band used to practice
sometimes I don’t want to make new friends
sometimes I just miss my old friends
but I’m seeing someone new now
she calms my heart down
but I’m too scared to tell her
how crazy I can get sometimes
I’m looking at the moon
shining on the snow
and everything was blue
except the Christmas lights
I never feel better after I cry
I spent 6 months of my life just wanting to die
I’m learning how to be alone without be lonely
learning how to be lonely without losing my mind
I’m looking at the moon
shining on the snow
and everything was blue
except the Christmas lights
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Learned Lesson of the Day: A San Diego teen who was throwing rocks at cars near his home in Linda Vista was taken to the hospital after being struck in the stomach by a crossbow bolt fired from a passing car.
According to police officer Dino Delimitros, an unidentified man in a black Toyota RAV4 pulled out a crossbow and shot at two boys throwing rocks at random vehicles, hitting one of them in the abdomen.
The injuries are not considered life-threatening; no arrests have yet been made.
Ah. Ah ha. Haha. Hahaha. Crossbow. Ah ha. Come on. Ha ha ha. And they were already being little pricks. Ah ha ha haha. Hahahah. AAAHAAAHHHHHHAAAAA FUCK YOU SHITHEAD KIDS AHHHHAAAAA CROSSBOW IN YOUR BELLY YOU SHITS. This is an episode of what should be called “The World Reacts In An Appropriate Manner.”
I don’t even know why but I think it’s downright hysterical that these asshole kids got shot with a fucking crossbow. I mean, really, it’s great. Really top notch.
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The Weeknd - House of Balloons
seriously, if anybody who reads this has not gotten around to it it is absolutely time for you to check out this mixtape. dark, sexy, drug-addled downtempo r&b by a mysterious 20 year old from Toronto who is apparently working alone and plans on two more mixtapes by the end of the year.
riyl: music.
come on, it’s free!
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Since i gave up eating animals there have only been a few items that i’ve really missed for which i have not been able to find an adequate substitute. one of those things was tuna salad, i used to eat the stuff pretty much every day for what felt like forever. i just kind of wrote it off as something i just didn’t eat anymore because i figured there wouldn’t be anything that could really work as a substitute. all of that is out the window now because i found this recipe online which has absolutely blown my mind and i will be eating the shit out of all the time forever from now on. my girlfriend loves meat and makes fun of me all the time for not eating it and even she loves this stuff.
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DIRECTIONS
In a medium bowl, mash the chick-peas coarsely with a fork. Mix in the remaining ingredients. Use on sandwiches or on a bed of salad greens.
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The front page of Yahoo.com, because “Fuck you, everyone” just doesn’t meet their expectations of subtlety.
I’m not looking for the masterminds behind a free email service to break down the way of the world, but TOAST? The headline, five days after a world catastrophe, in the midst of a Middle Eastern revolution, while soldiers are still dying in an unjust war, while our country still bobs up and down in state of instability, and the headline is fucking TOAST? How about “We’re gonna take a day off so as not to offend you with how blatantly we’ve checked-the-fuck-out of day to day existence?” No, still need to run a story. Here’s how to make toast.
Oh, motherfucker.
BRING ME THE HEAD OF WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SAYING “YEAH, GO AHEAD AND RUN THE TOAST PIECE.”
Japan’s earthquake/tsunami is not a message from God, as Glenn Beck would like you to think. I can accept that. If it’s true, that God is trying to warn us for being un-Christianly, it means God’s a fucking prick and fuck him anyway. If it’s false, it means Glenn Beck’s a frothing moron. Either way, the point is made. Either God is real and he sucks or God is fake and his believers have shit-for-brains. Personally, I think Japan’s earthquake/tsunami, while undeniably tragic, is the way the Earth and it’s scientific make-up works. Sometimes it’s beautiful and sometimes it’s horrific, but nature is unpredictable. We need to just rally and find a common goal, which is to just help out your neighbor. It’s 2011, and now “neighbor” means “everyone.” Yahoo deciding to put on it’s front page HOW TO MAKE FUCKING TOAST is a sign that we, as a culture, as a species, as a creation of circumstance and biology, have reached a point TO CALL IT QUITS. I mean, it’s not even an article on how to make bread—it’s an article on how to strategically burn bread. It’s an entire write-up on how to accurately destroy, to a degree, something that is heralded as a benchmark of human accomplishment.
Glenn Beck can ease up on this fictional “God” that’s giving us warning signs that the end is near. We’re providing them for ourselves. And the number of people that actually believe Glenn Beck as a truth-teller is one of the most glaring signs of all.
Glenn Beck is not a prophet, but a sign of the apocalypse.
Of course, sometimes Jesus does show up in a piece of toast…
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